Six-Leg, Octopus and Thug-4-Life

Alas, the plight of my inability to draw an octopus with anything more than six legs. (We all know that octopuses have eight arms - they're not even called legs, LOL - right?) Regardless, it has been proven time and time again, that I simply cannot draw an octopus with eight...limbs. I have numerous, random notepad scribbles of octopuses all suffering from the same terrible and sad affliction: the absence of two vital limbs.

It's like my brain just stops at six and goes, "Wait, wait - EIGHT arm-legs? That's stark, raving MADNESS! SIX is quite enough, and SIX is all I shall allow. Hmph, EIGHT...how utterly RIDICULOUS. "

Eventually, I just learned to live with my crippling inability to draw eight proper arm-legs on an octopus. I started a campaign to have two arm-legs consistently chopped off of all of the octopuses in the world, so that whenever one is observed in the wild, they have the proper SIX instead of the greedy EIGHT. PETA threw a kanipchen-fit, and said that my campaign mascot, SIX-LEG the Octopus, was promoting gang violence and cruelty to animals. They shut down my campaign swiftly and without mercy.

Phhp...fuckng PETA, you ruiner of dreams.


[Created on the iPad - I can't remember the exact program.]